Π§ΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΎΠ½Π»Π°ΠΉΠ½ Β«ΠΠ½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΡΡΡ. ΠΠ½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΠΈ Π°ΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ°Π½ΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅ Π°Π½Π΅ΠΊΠ΄ΠΎΡΡ Π΄Π»Ρ Π½Π°ΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΡ (ASCII-IPA)Β». Π‘ΡΡΠ°Π½ΠΈΡΠ° 35
ΠΠ²ΡΠΎΡ ΠΠ»ΡΡ Π€ΡΠ°Π½ΠΊ
The priest said: "Well, my son (ΡΡΠ½ ΠΌΠΎΠΉ), when was the last time you were in confession? (ΠΊΠΎΠ³Π΄Π° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠΉ ΡΠ°Π· Π²Ρ Π±ΡΠ»ΠΈ Π½Π° ΠΈΡΠΏΠΎΠ²Π΅Π΄ΠΈ)"
"Never Father (Π½ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ³Π΄Π°, ΠΎΡΠ΅Ρ), I'm Jewish (Ρ Π΅Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΉ)."
"So then (Π½Ρ ΡΠΎΠ³Π΄Π°), why are you telling me? (Π·Π°ΡΠ΅ΠΌ Π²Ρ ΠΌΠ½Π΅ /ΡΡΠΎ/ ΡΠ°ΡΡΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°Π΅ΡΠ΅)"
"I'm telling everybody (/Π°/ Ρ Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΌ: Β«ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄ΠΎΠΌΡΒ» ΡΠ°ΡΡΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°Ρ)."
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. I made love with both of them twice."
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody."
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